SKYE'S JOKES

THe teacher said to little johnny to allways use definetly in his setences.

Johnny said do farts have lumps in them.

teacher says no

Johnny say well i have definetly pooed my pants
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doctor doctor how do i get out of this mess

doctor says well wich way did you come in!

What's a ghost's favorite desert?
- - - Boo-berry pie.
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What is as sharp as a vampires fang?
- - - His other fang.
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What do you call a little monster's parents?
- - - Mummy and deady.
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What do witches put on their hair?
- - - Scare spray.
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